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    1. You can enjoy a beer all month long.
    2. Beer stains wash out.
    3. You don't have to wine and dine beer.
    4. Your beer will always wait patiently for you.
    5. When a beer goes flat, you toss it.
    6. There is NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO reason number six.
    7. Hangovers go away.
    8. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
    9. Beer labels come off without a fight.
    10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
    11. Beer never had a headache.
    12. After you have had a beer, the bottle is still worth 10 cents.
    13. A beer won't get upset if you come home with beer on your breath.
    14. If you pour a beer right, you will always get good head.
    15. You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
    16. A beer always goes down easy.
    17. You can share a beer with your friends.
    18. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
    19. A beer is always wet.
    20. Beer doesn't demand equality.
    21. A beer doesn't care when you come home.
    22. A frigid beer is a good beer.
    24. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
    25. Beer always comes in multiples of six
    26. Beer doesn't mind being in the "wet spot" that IT left
    27. You can't catch anything but a "buzz" from a beer
    28. After you have a beer, you're committed to nothing other than
    dumping the empty bottle
    29. A beer never costs you more than five dollars and never leaves you
    thirsty
    30. When your beer is gone, you just pop another
    31. You rarely (if ever) find beer labels on the shower curtain rod
    32. Beer looks the same in the morning
    33. Beer doesn't look you up in a month
    34. Beer doesn't worry about someone walking in
    35. Beer doesn't worry about waking the kids
    36. Beer doesn't get cramps
    37. Beer doesn't have a mother
    38. Beer doesn't have morals
    39. Beer doesn't go crazy once a month
    40. Beer always listens and never argues
    41. Beer labels don't go out of style every year
    42. Beer doesn't whine, it bubbles
    43. Beer doesn't have cold hands/feet
    44. Beer doesn't demand legality
    45. Beer is never overweight
    46. If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony
    47. Beer won't run off with your credit cards
    48. Beer doesn't have a lawyer
    49. Beer doesn't need much closet space
    50. Beer can't give your herpes or other nasty things

  • #2
    qui t as dir ca, avec une biere if toujours avoir une femme

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    • #3
      j'ai pas compris ce que tu veux dire ?

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      • #4
        voila


        pas toujours sduire une femme avec de la biere !!!!!!!

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        • #5
          Hmmmm... What's this KoRniChe???

          If u really sey so, you can always change me with a bottle of beer

          U like that KoRniChe????? :P

          kizzzzzzzzz for u my honey....

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          • #6
            Envoyé par KoRniChe Voir le message
            1. You can enjoy a beer all month long.
            2. Beer stains wash out.
            3. You don't have to wine and dine beer.
            4. Your beer will always wait patiently for you.
            5. When a beer goes flat, you toss it.
            6. There is NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO reason number six.
            7. Hangovers go away.
            8. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
            9. Beer labels come off without a fight.
            10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
            11. Beer never had a headache.
            12. After you have had a beer, the bottle is still worth 10 cents.
            13. A beer won't get upset if you come home with beer on your breath.
            14. If you pour a beer right, you will always get good head.
            15. You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
            16. A beer always goes down easy.
            17. You can share a beer with your friends.
            18. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
            19. A beer is always wet.
            20. Beer doesn't demand equality.
            21. A beer doesn't care when you come home.
            22. A frigid beer is a good beer.
            24. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
            25. Beer always comes in multiples of six
            26. Beer doesn't mind being in the "wet spot" that IT left
            27. You can't catch anything but a "buzz" from a beer
            28. After you have a beer, you're committed to nothing other than
            dumping the empty bottle
            29. A beer never costs you more than five dollars and never leaves you
            thirsty
            30. When your beer is gone, you just pop another
            31. You rarely (if ever) find beer labels on the shower curtain rod
            32. Beer looks the same in the morning
            33. Beer doesn't look you up in a month
            34. Beer doesn't worry about someone walking in
            35. Beer doesn't worry about waking the kids
            36. Beer doesn't get cramps
            37. Beer doesn't have a mother
            38. Beer doesn't have morals
            39. Beer doesn't go crazy once a month
            40. Beer always listens and never argues
            41. Beer labels don't go out of style every year
            42. Beer doesn't whine, it bubbles
            43. Beer doesn't have cold hands/feet
            44. Beer doesn't demand legality
            45. Beer is never overweight
            46. If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony
            47. Beer won't run off with your credit cards
            48. Beer doesn't have a lawyer
            49. Beer doesn't need much closet space
            50. Beer can't give your herpes or other nasty things

            loooooool

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            • #7
              et un point commun entre la biere et la femme? les deux puent (( a77ayt khalli nohrob 9bal ma hyjiyou lebnet ygatt3ouni )))

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              • #8
                Envoyé par omm_khdood Voir le message
                et un point commun entre la biere et la femme? les deux puent (( a77ayt khalli nohrob 9bal ma hyjiyou lebnet ygatt3ouni )))

                za3maa ????

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